1
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[all humming]

2
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[speaking Minionese]

3
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<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

4
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[speaking Minionese]

5
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[exclaims]

6
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[both sigh]

7
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<i>And the puree function is perfect</i>
<i>for blending power shakes.</i>

8
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[blender whirring]

9
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-[gulping]
-[audience gasping]

10
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<i>Wow, Barb! That's banana-licious!</i>

11
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[speaking Minionese]

12
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Ah! Blender.

13
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[Barb] <i>Barb's Blenders, just $19.95.</i>

14
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Smoothie! Paracetamol!

15
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[all exclaiming]

16
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Uh. [grunting]

17
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[speaking Minionese]

18
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Uh. [sobs]

19
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[gasps]

20
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Thank you, ma'am.

21
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Moola! [chuckles]

22
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[grunts]

23
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[engine starts]

24
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[minions laughing]

25
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[whistle blowing]

26
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[minions straining]

27
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Stop!

28
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[speaking Minionese]

29
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[Kevin] Uh. Hello.

30
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Hello, boys, what can we do for ya?

31
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[speaking Minionese]

32
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Did they just ask to shave your cat?

33
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-[gasps]
-[screeching]

34
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[speaking Minionese]

35
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Oh, yes…

36
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[speaking gibberish]

37
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[snoring]

38
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Well, I don't have my hearing aids in,
so whatever he said is fine.

39
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[all cheering]

40
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-[engine starts]
-[grunts]

41
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[giggles, yells]

42
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[yelling]

43
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-[gasps]
-[water gurgling]

44
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Uh… Hello.

45
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[water running]

46
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Hello!

47
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[grunts]

48
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[shouting in Minionese]

49
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[yelping]

50
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[groans]

51
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[blowing whistle]

52
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[blower whirring]

53
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[yelps]

54
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[yelling in Minionese]

55
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-[blower whirring]
-[screaming]

56
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[speaking Minionese]

57
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[explosion]

58
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[groaning]

59
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[both speaking Minionese]

60
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[blows whistle]

61
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[both cackling]

62
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Huh?

63
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-[blower whirrs]
-[both screaming]

64
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[blows whistle]

65
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[speaking Minionese]

66
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[water rushing]

67
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[groaning]

68
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[water rushing]

69
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[grunting]

70
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[dog whimpering]

71
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[gasps]

72
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[howling]

73
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-[screaming]
-[blower whirring]

74
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[grunts]

75
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-[bees buzzing]
-[screaming]

76
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[groaning]

77
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[water rushing]

78
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[grunting]

79
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[cracking]

80
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[yells]

81
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[speaking Minionese]

82
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Boom!

83
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[breathing heavily]

84
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Huh? [speaking Minionese]

85
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[screaming]

86
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[blower blows]

87
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[both laughing]

88
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-[all laughing]
-[woman 1 yelps]

89
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[laughter continues]

90
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[woman 2] Chins up, fellas.

91
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We haven't laughed this hard
since Gertrude took up rollerblading.

92
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[Gertrude yelping]

93
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-[crashing]
-[laughing]

94
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Here you go.

95
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Two thousand shiny pennies
for a hootenanny of a show.

96
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[minions cheering]

97
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[minions chanting]
Blender! Blender! Blender!

98
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Come back anytime.

99
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[Barb on TV] <i>Do you like power shakes,</i>

100
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<i>but are tired</i>
<i>of pushing all those buttons?</i>

101
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[minions] Yeah.

102
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<i>Then you need Barb's</i>
<i>new and improved blender.</i>

103
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<i>-It does all the button-pushing for you.</i>
-[minions gasp]

104
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<i>Barb's Blender, just $142.95.</i>

105
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[all chanting] Blender! Blender! Blender!

106
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Blender!

107
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Mmm.

108
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[laughing]

109
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Huh? Aww!

110
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Uh, uh… [passes wind]

111
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[both chuckle]

112
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-[lion roars]
-[screams]

113
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[crying]

114
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-Psst.
-Hmm.

115
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[slurps]

116
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[train engine chugging]

117
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[grunting]

118
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Ha-ha!

119
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[people gasping]

120
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-[giggles]
-[Mel] Help!

121
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Super Gidget, it's the squirrels!
They got Max! [sobs]

122
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-[Max yelps]
-[brakes screech]

123
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Gidget, help! Ah. Help!

124
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[gasps]

125
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[laughs diabolically]

126
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[Max] Help!

127
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I'll save you, Max.

128
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[panting]

129
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[all gulping]

130
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[squirrels screaming]

131
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[grunting]

132
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Hmm.

133
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-[thunder rumbling]
-Ugh! [groans]

134
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[lightning cracking]

135
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[gasps, whimpers]

136
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[Infestor] Ah! Super Gidget,

137
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so nice of you to join us.

138
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[Super Gidget] Max!

139
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How could you?

140
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You are a bad, bad dog!

141
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[Infestor] Oh, I'm no dog.

142
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[cackling]

143
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I am Infestor, master of mind control,

144
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and I am taking over
every dog in the city!

145
00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:54,958
[gasps]

146
00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,208
Including your precious Max!

147
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[both yell]

148
00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,291
[both grunting]

149
00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,916
Hey! Okay, that does it!

150
00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,625
Activate Super Sparkle Rainbow!

151
00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:10,708
Huh?

152
00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,916
[yelps]

153
00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,125
[cackles]

154
00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,666
[gasps, screams]

155
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[grunts]

156
00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,291
[Super Gidget] Max?

157
00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,916
[Infestor laughs, grunts]

158
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,666
[Infestor] Ha! Checkmate!

159
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[gasps]

160
00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:29,500
You'd never hurt your true love.

161
00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,375
Get ready to play dead!

162
00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:33,833
[Super Gidget] Sorry,

163
00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,291
but I don't know that trick.

164
00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,916
-[vacuum whirring]
-[screaming]

165
00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,208
[Infestor] Oh, no! No! No!

166
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,208
[screaming]

167
00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,250
[groans]

168
00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,250
[Infestor] Ow.

169
00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,000
[exhales]

170
00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:51,166
Super Gidget, you're incredible.

171
00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,000
Just doing what I do. [giggles]

172
00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,250
[Infestor grunting]

173
00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,458
[grunts]

174
00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,791
[Infestor] I regret nothing!

175
00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,208
[Super Gidget giggles]

176
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,833
[moans]

177
00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,208
[Infestor cackles]

178
00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,416
I'm back!

179
00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:29,166
Don't worry, Max. I got this.

180
00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,041
[panting and grunting]

181
00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:33,583
[grunts, mumbles]

182
00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:34,791
[exhales]

183
00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,958
Huh. What was all that about?

184
00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,875
[gasps] Maybe she's got fleas.

185
00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:46,666
[panting]

186
00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:47,583
[Kevin chuckles]

187
00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,666
[speaking Minionese]

188
00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,708
[whoops]

189
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,541
[both grunting]

190
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,083
Bob!

191
00:08:58,458 --> 00:08:59,583
[panting]

192
00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,083
[grunting]

193
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,083
[chuckles nervously]

194
00:09:06,791 --> 00:09:08,000
[bird screeching]

195
00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,250
[minion speaking Minionese]

196
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,333
[blows]

197
00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,083
[continues speaking Minionese]

198
00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,041
-[laughing]
-[speaking Minionese]

199
00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,083
[sheriff] What are you two doing?

200
00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,958
This equipment is not here
for your own personal amusement.

201
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,041
No, no, no!

202
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,125
-[gasps]
-[laughing]

203
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,250
[grunting angrily]

204
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,500
Let's see how funny you clowns are
after a month on the chain gang.

205
00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,166
Uh, <i>sí, sí.</i> Okay.

206
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,708
[blows raspberry]

207
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,666
-Booyah!
-Hey!

208
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,166
[both speaking Minionese]

209
00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,125
[minions chattering]

210
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:04,916
Hmm.

211
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,291
[both yelling]

212
00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,250
-[guard] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, stop!
-[minions yelling]

213
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,958
-[whooping]
-[yelling]

214
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,583
[yelling]

215
00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,375
-[prisoner grunts]
-[minion yells]

216
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,166
[sirens wailing]

217
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,666
[grunting]

218
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,250
[speaking Minionese]

219
00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:29,958
Uh, no.

220
00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,541
-Uh, no. Ah.
-[toy squeaks]

221
00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,041
-[both speaking Minionese]
-Hmm?

222
00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,000
[groans]

223
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,291
[siren wails]

224
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000
[police officers] Freeze!

225
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,416
["Bama Lama, Bama Loo" playing]

226
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,750
[minions laughing]

227
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,500
-[whooping]
-[yelling]

228
00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,041
All units, we need backup!

229
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,375
[speaking Minionese]

230
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:51,833
[prisoner groaning]

231
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,333
[siren wailing]

232
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,291
[sheriff] Go, go, go!

233
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,583
[screams]

234
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:58,916
[prisoner chuckles]

235
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,208
[sirens wailing]

236
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,083
[speaking Minionese]

237
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,166
Hey! Whoa!

238
00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,041
-[laughing]
-[grunts and yells]

239
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,041
[groans]

240
00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:08,791
[man] Go, go, go!

241
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,416
-Freeze!
-[minion speaking Minionese]

242
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,708
[screaming]

243
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,041
Huh? [grunting]

244
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,833
[both screaming]

245
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,416
[screams distorting]

246
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,500
-[grunts]
-[minions yelling]

247
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,625
[both mumbling weakly]

248
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,833
[all panting]

249
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,666
[speaking Minionese] Oh!

250
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,500
-[train horn blowing]
-[gasping]

251
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,000
-[whimpering]
-[prisoner grunting]

252
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,083
[both speaking Minionese]

253
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,375
Oh, no!

254
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,083
[whimpering]

255
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,250
-[minion screaming]
-[chuckles]

256
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,083
[screaming]

257
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,708
[both screaming]

258
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,333
[gasping]

259
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,541
-[engines revving]
-[sirens wailing]

260
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,750
-Huh?
-[whimpering]

261
00:11:58,833 --> 00:11:59,833
[speaking Minionese]

262
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:00,916
[both straining]

263
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,458
[laughing]

264
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,041
[speaks Minionese] "No, no, no!"

265
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,291
-[helicopter whirring]
-Ouch!

266
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,916
-[both gasp]
-[prisoner panting]

267
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000
[siren wailing]

268
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,291
[both laughing]

269
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,375
Uh-oh. [gasps]

270
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,500
[whimpering, speaking Minionese]

271
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,041
-[yelling, panting]
-[tires screech]

272
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,041
[man] Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!

273
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,125
[all gasping]

274
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,291
What the…

275
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,333
[whimpering]

276
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:25,875
-[sheriff] Get 'em!
-Go! Go! Go!

277
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:26,958
[speaks Minionese]

278
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,750
-[both whooping]
-No!

279
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,458
[whooping and laughing]

280
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,125
-[grunts]
-[laughing]

281
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,958
-Huh?
-Uh…

282
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,041
[chuckles nervously]

283
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,333
[sirens wailing]

284
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,208
[minion sighs, speaks Minionese]

285
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,333
[playing rock music]

286
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,708
Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on, come on.

287
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,291
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

288
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,000
Level 43! Whoa!

289
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,500
Whoa. Okay, head rush.

290
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,333
[announcer on TV] <i>Hey, there!</i>
<i>Do you still live with your parents,</i>

291
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,416
<i>eat junk food</i>
<i>and have inflatable furniture?</i>

292
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,916
[scoffs] Idiot.

293
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,375
<i>-You probably think I'm an idiot.</i>
-What?

294
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,666
<i>But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann.</i>

295
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,000
<i>Send me $99.95</i>

296
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,833
<i>and I'll send you</i>
<i>my patented earphones of enlightenment.</i>

297
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:49,833
<i>There, I'll guide you personally</i>
<i>from chump to champion in one week.</i>

298
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,333
<i>Whereupon, you'll receive</i>
<i>an official graduation certificate.</i>

299
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,916
-[knock at door]
-Oh, please.

300
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,416
What kind of lame-wad would need that?

301
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,833
For you, sir.

302
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:02,083
-Wait, what? Who sent this?
-[on intercom] <i>Your mother!</i>

303
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,333
[screams] Mom, you know I scare easily.

304
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:08,041
<i>Now, you must complete the course</i>
<i>and bring me the graduation certificate,</i>

305
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,583
<i>or I'm kicking you out.</i>

306
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,500
I just ordered new curtains.

307
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,500
<i>One week, darling. Bye, Eddie.</i>

308
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,583
[sighs]

309
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,500
[scoffs] This is so stupid.

310
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,500
[Wishmann over headphones]
<i>"This is so stupid."</i>

311
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,041
-Huh?
<i>-That's what you're thinking.</i>

312
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,583
<i>But now's not the time to think,</i>

313
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,000
<i>now's the time</i>
<i>to begin your transformation.</i>

314
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:33,541
<i>First, you gotta organize your exterior</i>
<i>before you can organize your interior.</i>

315
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,291
<i>Next, remove all distractions.</i>

316
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,583
Bye, little buddy.

317
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,125
-[Wishmann] <i>Wake up!</i>
-[gasping]

318
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,166
<i>Now that we've cleaned your outside,</i>
<i>it's time to clean your inside.</i>

319
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,291
[exclaims, spits]

320
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,083
[snoring]

321
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,166
Ah!

322
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,541
Mmm…

323
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,541
Mmm, don't even have to chew it.

324
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,541
-[Wishmann] <i>Up and at 'em!</i>
-[gasping]

325
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208
I'm awake, I'm awake. What now?

326
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041
<i>It's time to get physical!</i>

327
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,500
[music playing]

328
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,583
[panting] Physical.

329
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,708
Sorry. Trying to dance in here.

330
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,958
Ah! Excuse me.

331
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,208
Ow! [grunts]

332
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,583
[yelling]

333
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,500
-[Wishmann] <i>Rise and shine!</i>
-Yes, Garry.

334
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,333
<i>It's time to kick it up a notch.</i>

335
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,708
Kick it up a notch.

336
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,333
[muffled upbeat music playing]

337
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:32,916
[Wishmann] <i>Way to go!</i>

338
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,833
<i>The week is over</i>

339
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:36,791
<i>and the graduation certificate</i>
<i>is as good as yours…</i>

340
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,708
I did it! I'm a winner!

341
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:41,750
<i>…as soon as you send me</i>
<i>an additional $99.95.</i>

342
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,708
What? But I did everything you said.

343
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,750
I ate kale.
You know how hard it was to eat kale?

344
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,125
You owe me a certificate! Do you hear me?

345
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,833
["Thunder In Your Heart" playing]

346
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,583
[grunts loudly]

347
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,708
<i>♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪</i>

348
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,375
<i>♪ Every move is like lightning ♪</i>

349
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:14,250
<i>♪ And you hit the mark with your hand</i>
<i>on the wall you've been striking ♪</i>

350
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,916
-I, uh…
-Listen, Wishmann.

351
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,333
I need that certificate.

352
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,750
-Okay, so here's--
-[woman] Garry!

353
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,416
Stop playing those video games
and go clean the pool!

354
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,625
Yes, Mother.

355
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,791
You're Garry "The Winner" Wishmann?

356
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,500
It's just, it's just Garry.

357
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,625
I've been treating you
like my lord and master.

358
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,666
Sorry, the whole commercial
was my mom's idea.

359
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,333
She's like, "Get some ambition,
or I'm kicking you out."

360
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,416
Dude, we're living the same life.

361
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,333
Wait a minute.

362
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,625
Is that the original edish
of <i>Diamonds of Greyfork?</i>

363
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,416
Hey, dog, thanks for the certificate.

364
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,000
My mom, like, totally framed it.

365
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,583
My mom won't get off my back.

366
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,166
Just tell her
we're flowers waiting to blossom.

367
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,041
Like we are about to blossom…

368
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,458
[both] Into level 43!

369
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,375
-Yes!
-Yeah!

370
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,583
[announcer on TV] <i>Are you a flower</i>
<i>waiting to blossom?</i>

371
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,916
<i>Are your parents on your back</i>
<i>and can't get them off?</i>

372
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,750
<i>Then I can help.</i>

373
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,416
-[scoffs] Idiot.
-Idiot.

374
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,208
[minions speaking Minionese]

375
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,541
Go, go.

376
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,125
[speaking Minionese]

377
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,041
Okay.

378
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,125
[all speaking Minionese]

379
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,583
Aah! [speaks Minionese]

380
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,375
[electricity buzzing]

381
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,125
[minions cheering]

382
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,291
[speaks Minionese]

383
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,250
[minion humming]

384
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,625
[chuckles] No, no, no, no.

385
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,291
[mumbling]

386
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,041
[speaks Minionese, grunts]

387
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,458
[laughs, speaks Minionese]

388
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:54,916
[scoffs]

389
00:17:58,916 --> 00:17:59,916
[grunts]

390
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,750
Whoo-hoo!

391
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:03,958
[grumbles]

392
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,250
[chuckles]

393
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,166
[speaks Minionese, laughs]

394
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,500
[sighs]

395
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,083
[speaks Minionese]

396
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:19,666
Ah!

397
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,125
Oh. [chuckles]

398
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,750
[grunting]

399
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541
[speaks Minionese]

400
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,916
-[speaks Minionese]
-[bell dings]

401
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,458
[grunting]

402
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,666
[both grunting]

403
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,083
Huh? Ah.

404
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,041
[both grunting]

405
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,458
[grunts in frustration]

406
00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,166
[speaks Minionese]

407
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,083
Oh. Okay.

408
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,125
[chuckles]

409
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,708
[gasps]

410
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:04,875
-Ow!
-[chuckles]

411
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:05,875
[speaks Minionese]

412
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,916
[laughs, speaks Minionese]

413
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,833
[both grunting]

414
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,333
[grunting weakly]

415
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,125
[chuckles]

416
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,791
[speaks Minionese]

417
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,291
[screams]

418
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,000
-[explosion]
-[laughs exultantly]

419
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,500
[speaks Minionese]

420
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,583
-[laughs]
-[grunts]

421
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,416
[both whooping]

422
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,083
[screaming]

423
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,583
[laughing]

424
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:47,500
[gasps]

425
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,083
[both screaming]

426
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,458
[both panting]

427
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,083
[chuckles]

428
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,458
Yah! Yah!

429
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,833
[grunting]

430
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,208
-[screams]
-[gasps]

431
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,166
[both screaming]

432
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,208
[muffled explosion]

433
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,291
[groans]

434
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,625
[grunting]

435
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,875
Phil. Phil.

436
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:27,875
[gasps]

437
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,250
[speaks Minionese]

438
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,250
[grunts, chuckles]

439
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:34,708
Huh?

440
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,000
[clangs]

441
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,125
-Huh?
-[chuckles]

442
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:45,875
[all grunting]

443
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,000
[speaks Minionese]

444
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,291
[Bob] Minions!

445
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,166
[minion 1] Oh, the Grinch!

446
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,541
-[exclaims]
-[minion 2] Lorax! Lorax!

447
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:04,208
-[Bob exclaiming excitedly]
-[minion 1] Oh, Snowball!

448
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,708
[all exclaiming]

449
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,375
[minion 1 reading]

450
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,458
[romantic music playing]

451
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,208
[gasps]

452
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,625
[grunts] Huh?

453
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,625
[speaking other language]

454
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,958
[whoops]

455
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,541
[Bar-ba-loots speaking]

456
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,500
[whoops]

457
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,333
[sighs]

458
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,166
[gasps]

459
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,458
[giggles]

460
00:21:58,916 --> 00:21:59,791
Hmm.

461
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,208
[singing]

462
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,125
Huh?

463
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,833
[grunts]

464
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,666
[singing]

465
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,416
[giggling]

466
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,041
-[grunts]
-[singing]

467
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:21,750
[whistles]

468
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,083
[Swomee Swans singing]

469
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,166
[singing]

470
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,458
Ow!

471
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:40,041
[Humming Fish singing]

472
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,916
[singing]

473
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,791
[Swomee Swans singing]

474
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,500
[rapping]

475
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,416
-[horn blows]
-[squawks]

476
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,333
[singing]

477
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,291
[rapping]

478
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,041
[singing]

479
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,250
[chorus singing]

480
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,000
[speaking Minionese]

481
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,291
[giggling]

482
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,625
[speaking Minionese]

483
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,541
[gasping]

484
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,541
-[screaming]
-[speaking Minionese]

485
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,500
Okay.

486
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,166
-[Bob speaks Minionese]
-[chuckles]

487
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,291
[Bob grunting]

488
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,416
Stuart.

489
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,083
Hmm? Okay.

490
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,958
-[balloon pops]
-[screaming, groans]

491
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,833
[Bob] Illumiation.

492
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916
[groans]

493
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,791
-[speaking gibberish]
-[baby cooing]

494
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,333
[stomach grumbling]

495
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,208
[crying]

496
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,125
Oh.

497
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,333
[both] Huh?

498
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,583
Ah.

499
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,000
Aah.

500
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,375
-Nah!
-[whimpering]

501
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,541
[gulps, burps]

502
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,125
-[baby crying]
-[yelling]

503
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,416
-[exclaims excitedly]
-Huh?

504
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:05,791
[both slurp]

505
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,166
-[cooing]
-[baby giggling]

506
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,125
[grunting]

507
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,625
-Okay.
-[grunts]

508
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:13,541
[baby giggles]

509
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,250
-[cooing in Minionese]
-[exclaims excitedly]

510
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,166
Huh.

511
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,541
-[baby grunts]
-[yelling]

512
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,583
-[screaming]
-[baby giggling]

513
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,041
[speaking Minionese]

514
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:27,416
[screaming]

515
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,958
Huh.

516
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,041
Hmm.

517
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:31,750
[baby grunting]

518
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,625
[laughing]

519
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,125
[baby yells]

520
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,666
-[laughing]
-[baby grunting]

521
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,583
[minions yelling]

522
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:49,708
[both] Oh?

523
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,666
-[speaking Minionese]
-[whimpering]

524
00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:59,125
-[laughing]
-[gasps]

525
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,916
[yelling]

526
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,208
[exclaiming in Minionese]

527
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,250
[bird squawking]

528
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,166
-Oh, no.
-[whimpering]

529
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,708
[bird squawking]

530
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,208
[grunting]

531
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,541
Ha.

532
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,208
[gasps]

533
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,375
[grunting]

534
00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:22,333
[both scream]

535
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:23,958
No, no, no, no, no, no!

536
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,166
-Ah!
-[squawking]

537
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,333
[eggs cracking]

538
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,333
[cooing]

539
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,416
[squawking]

540
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,083
[minions screaming]

541
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:53,958
[bird gasps]

542
00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:57,708
[yelling]

543
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,208
[minions screaming]

544
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,250
[minions grunt]

545
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,458
[minions groaning]

546
00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:12,250
[breathing heavily]

547
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,375
[both scream and whimper]

548
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,375
[chuckles nervously]

549
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:21,666
[grunts]

550
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,791
[baby cooing]

551
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,166
[baby giggling]

552
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,583
[grunting]

553
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,041
Okay. [grunts]

554
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,958
[slurping]

555
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,666
[minions straining]

556
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,583
Mmm.

557
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,208
[speaking Minionese]

558
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,500
[both grunting]

559
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,958
[baby slurping]

560
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:45,958
[both] Huh?

561
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,625
[burps]

562
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,458
[both gasp]

563
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:50,750
[speaking Minionese]

564
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,416
-[minions whimper]
-Huh?

565
00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:55,416
[cooing]

566
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:56,791
Huh?

567
00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:57,958
[grunting angrily]

568
00:27:58,583 --> 00:27:59,750
[minions screaming]

569
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:06,875
[laughing]

570
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,125
-[bird squawking]
-[whimpers]

571
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,625
[baby yelling]

572
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,041
[Truffula tree puffs]

573
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,500
[minion giggles]

574
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,041
[speaks Minionese]

575
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,541
Ah. Ah.

576
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:26,916
[laughs excitedly]

577
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,333
Yippee! [laughs]

578
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:29,375
Thank you.

579
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,041
[hooves clopping]

580
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:50,625
Whoa!

581
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,000
[whinnies]

582
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,958
Guys, sorry,
this is a precision machine, okay?

583
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:03,875
So, no joyrides.

584
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,500
You can sit on the wagon,
but it better not move an inch.

585
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,583
Uh-uh.

586
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,958
-[both chuckling]
-Ya! Ya! Ya!

587
00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:17,083
[snorts]

588
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:23,791
[huffs]

589
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,583
Ya!

590
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,041
Whoo-hoo!

591
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:31,958
-Ya! Ya!
-Whoo!

592
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,583
[both laughing]

593
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,375
[huffs]

594
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,541
Ya!

595
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,500
[both groan]

596
00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:55,791
[wagon creaking]

597
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,458
[both screaming]

598
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,083
[whinnying]

599
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,125
[grunting]

600
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:13,583
[screams]

601
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:16,916
Yay!

602
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,583
[whinnying]

603
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,500
[screams]

604
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:39,958
[groans]

605
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,041
[screams]

606
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,500
[wind whistling]

607
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,875
Well, what do you know?
You followed instructions.

608
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:05,125
Thanks for keeping an eye on the wagon.
Appreciate it.

609
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,208
[sneezes]

610
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,708
[chuckles]

611
00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:14,083
[grunts in anger]

612
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,166
[giggling]

613
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,333
[exclaims excitedly]

614
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,416
[giggles]

615
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,833
[panting]

616
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,958
[exclaims]

617
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:38,916
[minions grunting]

618
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,625
Whoo-hoo! [giggles] Huh?

619
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,291
[whimpering] Buddies?

620
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,416
[crying]

621
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,541
[panting] Bob. [speaks Minionese]

622
00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:54,750
[speaks Minionese]

623
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,458
Ah.

624
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,291
[Bob sighs]

625
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,666
[alarm blaring]

626
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:13,791
Nelson family,
another fun and successful robbery!

627
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,125
[all] Yay!

628
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,750
Binky, take that priceless artifact
out of your mouth.

629
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,583
-You don't know where it's been.
-[whimpers]

630
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,791
Walter, have you seen Binky's pacifier?

631
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:25,375
Jeepers Christmas, Madge,
we may have left it behind in the museum.

632
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,791
Gosh, Binky, I hate to say it,
but that pacifier's gone.

633
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,791
Maybe it's time to be a big boy.

634
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:32,875
[sighs]

635
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,375
[suckling]

636
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,708
[retching]

637
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,958
You're never getting me back, Binky.

638
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,791
I've moved on.

639
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,875
[gasps]

640
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:00,375
Hmm…

641
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:15,208
[giggling]

642
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,875
[horse neighing on TV]

643
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:40,416
[gasps]

644
00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:42,375
[shrieking]

645
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,458
[giggles]

646
00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:58,541
[blows]

647
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,833
[beeps]

648
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,000
-[giggles] Huh?
-[alarm beeps]

649
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,250
Phew.

650
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:13,833
-[alarm blaring]
-Huh?

651
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,250
Hmm.

652
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,416
[sighing]

653
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:35,208
Huh?

654
00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,625
[gasps] Yeah!

655
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:39,041
[giggles excitedly]

656
00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:43,000
Well, well, well, what do we have here?

657
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:43,916
[gasps]

658
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,750
Hold the… What in the…

659
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:49,041
Wait a minute. You robbed the museum.

660
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,875
Nah-uh, baby-face,
you ain't going anywhere

661
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,333
till you give me that junk back.

662
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,041
[laughing]

663
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,458
Give me your best shot.

664
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,125
Ha! You missed.

665
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,833
Give me… the art back…

666
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:13,916
now.

667
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,416
[chuckles]

668
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,708
[gasps]

669
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,750
No, no, no, no, no, no!

670
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,000
[exclaiming]

671
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,208
Honey, Walter,
I just wanna check on Binky.

672
00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:31,125
[yawning]

673
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:32,458
He's my favorite.

674
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:39,333
You see, Madge,
he's forgotten all about that pacifier.

675
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,666
Oh…

676
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:43,125
They grow up so fast.

677
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,541
We're great parents.

678
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,291
[Walter] Top 10, Madge, top 10.

679
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,375
[door closes]

680
00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:49,416
[giggles]

681
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,166
[suckling]

682
00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,541
[speaks Minionese]

683
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,083
[exclaims excitedly]

684
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708
[laughing]

685
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,333
-[speaking Minionese]
-[electricity buzzing]

686
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,666
-[explosion]
-[both grunt]

687
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,250
[groans]

688
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,541
Stuart! Yoo-hoo! Stuart!

689
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,333
[Stuart groans]

690
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,750
[buzzer buzzes]

691
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,625
[speaks Minionese]

692
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,916
Ah.

693
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:37,666
-[video game chiming]
-Huh?

694
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:42,333
Ken? [speaks Minionese]

695
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,375
[groans]

696
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:45,875
[grunts]

697
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,541
Yes!

698
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,000
Ah.

699
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,875
[speaks Minionese]

700
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:53,000
[groans, mocking]

701
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,375
[buzzer buzzes]

702
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,416
Ah.

703
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,500
[groans]

704
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,416
Ah.

705
00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:05,041
[grunts]

706
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,250
Yahoo! [exclaims]

707
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,833
[laughs]

708
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,875
-[rumbling]
-[video game chiming]

709
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,791
Hmm?

710
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:13,708
Huh?

711
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,708
Huh?

712
00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:18,458
[grunts in frustration] Ken!

713
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,416
[speaks Minionese]

714
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,916
[exclaims]

715
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,416
[laughing]

716
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,708
[gasps]

717
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,291
-[continues laughing]
-[Mike grunting]

718
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,458
-[growling]
-[gasps]

719
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,125
[growling]

720
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,250
[screams]

721
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,875
[grunting]

722
00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:40,791
-[grunts]
-[gasps]

723
00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,541
[speaks Minionese]

724
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:44,458
[buzzer buzzes]

725
00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:46,833
[whimpers softly]

726
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,000
[gasps]

727
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:03,666
[gasps]

728
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,541
Huh?

729
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,750
Hmm.

730
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,916
-[video game chiming]
-[speaks Minionese]

731
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,750
[chuckles]

732
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:15,666
[chuckles]

733
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,708
[gasps, grunting frantically]

734
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:20,958
[Ken chuckling]

735
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,125
[speaking Minionese]

736
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,791
[Ken laughing]

737
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,958
[gasping]

738
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,041
[laughing]

739
00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,541
[speaks Minionese]

740
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,958
[laughing hysterically]

741
00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:48,041
[buzzer buzzes]

742
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,208
[mewling]

743
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:52,416
[gasps]

744
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,708
[Ken exclaims]

745
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,083
No, no, no, no, no.

746
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,125
No, no, no, no, no.

747
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,916
No! [panting]

748
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,333
[buzzer buzzes]

749
00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,958
[speaks Minionese]

750
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,500
[both grunting]

751
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,875
-[exclaims]
-[growls]

752
00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,958
[exclaims and screams]

753
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:31,000
Mike!

754
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,250
-[groans]
-Oh, Mike.

755
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,000
[speaking Minionese]

756
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,708
-[mewling]
-Aww. [chuckles]

757
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,250
[cooing]

758
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:48,875
Huh?

759
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:51,416
[speaks Minionese]

760
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:52,958
Phew.

761
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,208
[both] Huh?

762
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,583
[kittens growling]

763
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,375
[both screaming]

764
00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,500
There. Ah.

765
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:03,875
[speaks Minionese]

766
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,708
Uh, are you sure this is going to work?

767
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,500
[screams]

768
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,458
[exclaiming]

769
00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,458
Whoa!

770
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,333
[exclaiming]

771
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:23,833
[screams]

772
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,958
[gasps]

773
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,375
[speaks Minionese]

774
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,875
[reading]

775
00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:30,875
[screams]

776
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:35,916
[doorbell rings]

777
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,750
Yo, yo, yo!

778
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,333
Shh! I just put the kids to bed.

779
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:42,166
Gunter, it's so great
you offered to do this, buddy.

780
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,750
I insist to, Rosita.

781
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,625
I'm known as,
like, the very best babysitter.

782
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,125
Are you sure you're okay with this?

783
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,375
This will be as easy as dusselberry pie.

784
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,333
I will prove to you, okay? Trust Gunter.

785
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,625
I'm having second thoughts.

786
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,583
Go, go, go,
it will be, like, totally fine.

787
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,875
[squeaks]

788
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,791
Shh…

789
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,250
-[cell phone ringing]
-[gasps] Oh, no.

790
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:13,208
<i>I forgot to say we'll be home by 9:00.</i>

791
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:15,041
<i>If there's any problem at all,</i>
<i>just call me.</i>

792
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,166
[whispering] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goodbye now.

793
00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:19,541
-[sighs, gasps]
-Where's Mommy?

794
00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,625
Hello, tiny piglet.

795
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,375
Mommy will be back soon.

796
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:25,166
Uncle Gunter is here in the meantime,

797
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,583
so go back to sleep. [chuckles nervously]

798
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,375
Can I have some candy?

799
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,083
No, no, no.
You must go back to sleeping, okay?

800
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,625
Pretty please?

801
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,750
Hmm. Okay, okay.

802
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:41,208
I give you one piece,
and then the bedtime.

803
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,333
Oh, no! [gasps]

804
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,375
Okay, all right…

805
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,000
[all] Candy!

806
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,166
Don't, please!

807
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,333
[chomping]

808
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:52,500
[screams]

809
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:55,333
Don't! Now is the time for the sleeping.

810
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,000
[piglets laughing]

811
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,625
Please, piggies, beddy-bye time.

812
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:12,958
[yelling excitedly]

813
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,583
[grunting]

814
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,291
[piglets clamoring]

815
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,875
My tongue is warm.

816
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:27,666
Mmm.

817
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,333
He's gonna call Mommy!

818
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,208
I didn't want to have to do this.

819
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,083
["Pump Up the Jam" playing]

820
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,041
[all gasp]

821
00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:35,583
<i>♪ A-pump it, pump it… ♪</i>

822
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:36,916
Okay.

823
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,291
Now, follow along with Uncle Gunter.

824
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:42,000
We dance all your energies out now!

825
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,750
<i>♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪</i>

826
00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:45,791
♪ <i>While your feet are stompin' ♪</i>

827
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,291
♪ <i>And the jam is pumpin' ♪</i>

828
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,166
♪ <i>Look ahead… ♪</i>

829
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,875
Follow the piggy piper.

830
00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,375
<i>♪ I don't want a place to stay ♪</i>

831
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,166
♪ <i>Get your booty on the floor tonight ♪</i>

832
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,916
<i>♪ Make my day ♪</i>

833
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:03,666
Try as you might,
you can't deny the power of the beat.

834
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,833
[all panting]

835
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,500
[piglet] I'm tired.

836
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,583
Yeah!

837
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,458
Bedtime.

838
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:15,083
But I'm not tired. [groans]

839
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,583
Hurry! [gasps]

840
00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,083
[panting]

841
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,416
-Oh! Here we go.
-[snoring]

842
00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:26,541
[gasps]

843
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,875
[panting]

844
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,041
Wow. Gunter,
I have to admit I'm impressed.

845
00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,833
Yeah. I told you,

846
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,958
-it's easy as dusselberry pie.
-[snoring]

847
00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708
[grunts]

848
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,041
[chuckling]

849
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,333
Same time next week?

850
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,666
<i>♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪</i>

851
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,166
♪ <i>A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪</i>

852
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,500
<i>♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪</i>

853
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,583
♪ <i>A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪</i>

854
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:17,041
<i>♪ Pump up the jam, pump it</i>
<i>Pump it, pump it, pump it ♪</i>


